7/22/2023 0 Comments Baby ninja turtles cartoon![]() Howie busts through the fourth wall like the Kool-Aid Man by belting out another irritating but thankfully less disturbing take on the TMNTtheme song, which saves the day. Sounds like something recorded off of a cable access TV show in the dead of night, doesn’t it? Can’t you just see the exaggerated rubber pig masks? Okay, enough. So what does Howie do? He comes up with the tune “ Teenagers With a Shell” – which is the doo-wop synthicide soundtrack to someone’s creepy pasta nightmare. Read more: The Best Batman Beyond Episodes On one fateful antiquing trip with Irma, he finds a keyboard from Dimension X that just so happens to interfere with Krang’s new Dematerializer weapon. But instead of forming Genesis, a seminal act in the annals of progressive rock music history, he writes soulful ballads about the joys of wearing turtle pajamas instead. Enter Howie Hardy: the most annoying Phil Collins since Phil Collins. ![]() Whenever it’s a central part of any story set or made during the 1980s, I am immediately, 100% all hands on deck invested into it ( especially if it’s like this).īut when the synth keyboard is misused by the forgotten love child of Rick Moranis and Woody Allen, I tend to be slightly offended. ![]() The synth keyboard is a bare necessity in life, much like clean water, shelter and new Rick and Morty episodes. Season 4, Episode 10: “ Name That Toon” by Misty Stewart-Taggart Read more: The Real Life Stories Behind Martial Arts Movie Legends When Donatello tries to help these here folks fix their crappy old pick-up truck that’s stuck on the side of the highway, the Badds steal the Turtle Van and start going on a moderately dangerous rampage across New York. Y’know what, I’m going do us all a favor and stop myself there before I give Michael Bay any ideas. If the next film incorporated these hicks somehow (which it probably wouldn’t), we would be treated to a bizarre mash-up of The Devil’s Rejects and The Beverly Hillbillies. The kind that can sit there for eight years and never age because its stuffed with preservatives and vaseline. The greasy kind of cake that you find slices of wrapped up at the checkout counter of the corner market. There are many characters from the cartoon that the movie franchise should never bring in, but the Badd family takes the cake in my book. Season 5, Episode 6: “ Donatello’s Badd Time” by Misty Stewart-Taggart Oh, did I mention he holds the secrets to creating liquid nitrogen too? When he finds Shredder’s secret stash of antique vases and goes on a binge, the Turtles are chasing him around while he turns the big apple into a fruit salad. But it has to be antique, got it? So don’t just try and feed him any old used toilet from the junkyard (unless it’s from the 1970s and under). And like any small floating nerdy man from the last dimension the alphabet will allow, he loves to eat porcelain. Mister Ogg is basically the three-foot tall cousin of Ed Grimley from Dimension Z.
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